Τάδε έφη...Woody Allen! Δείτε ατάκες του στο twitter

-- "Δεν ξέρω την ερώτηση , αλλά η απάντηση είναι: sex" .
--  "Η αμφισεξουαλικότητα...διπλασιάζει τις πιθανότητες σου για sex το σαββατόβραδο"!!
-- "Ξέρεις κάτι; Και το Harvard κάνει μεγάλα λάθη. Ο Κίσινγκερ από εκεί αποφοίτησε".
-- "Η γυναίκα μου ήταν ανώριμη. Ερχόταν όταν έκανα μπάνιο και μου βούλιαζε τα καραβάκια μου"
Απίστευτες ατάκες μοιράζεται με την twitter-οπαρέα του ‏o Woody Allen στο λογαριασμό του @WoodyAllenDaily. Φονικό χιούμορ, απίστευτη οξυδέρκεια  και θεματολογία... τα πάντα. Τη μερίδα του λέοντος φυσικά κερδίζουν το sex και η θρησκεία.
Διαβάστε μερικές από τις σημαντικότερες ατάκες του:

I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer. 

Life involves realty and fantasy. If you focus only on fantasy you'll end up in madness.

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.

In California, they don't throw their garbage away - they make it into TV shows.

Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there. 

Basically my wife was immature. I'd be at home in the bath and she'd come in and sink my boats.

Marriage is the death of hope.

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?

I love nature, I just don't want to get any of it on me.

I'm giving my analyst one more year--then I'm going to Lourdes. 

Why not? Life is short, life is dull, life is full of pain - and this is a chance for something special.

It's important to have some laughs, but you got to suffer a little too, because otherwise you miss the whole point to life.

Just don't take any class where you have to read BEOWULF.

Life is short. Short, and not about anything except what you can touch and what touches you.

Anything worth knowing cannot be understood by the human mind.


The artist's job is not to succumb to despair but to find an antidote for the emptiness of existence.


 Curiosity, that's what kills us. Not muggers or all that bullshit about the ozone layer. It's our own hearts and minds.

The heart wants what it wants.

A deranged person is supposed to have the strength of ten men. I have the strength of one small boy... with polio.

I'd never join a club that would allow a person like me to become a member.

I'm not anti-social. I'm just not social.

Men learn to love the woman they are attracted to. Women learn to become attracted to the man they fall in love with.

God is silent. Now if only man would shut up.

I've often said, the only thing standing between me and greatness is me.

I asked a girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament.

I didn't know he was dead; I thought he was British. 

I was taught as a Jew to never to marry a Gentile women, who shave on Saturday & most especially never to shave a Gentile woman on Saturday.

I wanted to be an arch-criminal as a child, before I discovered I was too short.

When I was born my mother was terribly disappointed. Not that she wanted a girl - she wanted a divorce.

Some men are heterosexual, and some men are homosexual, and some men don't think about sex at all. They become lawyers.

She wore a short skirt and a tight sweater and her figure described a set of parabolas that could cause cardiac arrest in a yak.

Sex is like having dinner: sometimes you joke about the dishes, sometimes you take the meal seriously.

Some drink deeply from the river of knowledge. Others just gargle.

In the event of war, I'm a hostage.

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.

Death is a state of non-being. That which is not, does not exist. Therefore death does not exist. Only truth exists. Truth and beauty.


When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room.

My one regret in life is that I am not someone else.

I think you're the opposite of a paranoid. I think you go around with the insane delusion that people like you.

How is it possible to find meaning in a finite world, given my waist and shirt size?

All my life is passing in front of my eyes! The worst part of it is I'm driving a used car.


Eternity is a long time, especially towards the end.

There are three rings involved with marriage. The engagement ring, the wedding ring, and the suffering.

Eighty percent of success in life is showing up.

For the first year of marriage I had basically a bad attitude. I tended to place my wife underneath a pedestal.

Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.

Whosover loveth wisdom is righteous, but he that keepeth company with fowl is weird.

His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral bankruptcy.

My Lord, my Lord! What hast Thou done, lately?

Bisexuality automatically doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night.

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